Look at this squirrel! Is he on a stake-out? Is this Joey Greco Squirrel, about to catch another two-timing squirrel on a night out with a ho-bag-squirrel? Wow, that would be an episode of Cheaters I would totally watch. I hope Richard Greco Squirrel is careful though, when you catch those cheaters red-handed, they’re wont to stab you.
Maybe this is some sort of paparazzi squirrel. That makes sense. Celebrities know how to hide out from the press, but they wouldn’t suspect a squirrel of selling snapshots to US Weekly. Plus, they probably get better cleavage shots from up there in those trees. Uh-oh, you don’t think that it was a squirrel’s fault that Princess Di, um, died, do you? No, you’re right, that’s crazy.
I wonder if this squirrel has a card, I’d like to call him. My girlfriend wants to get boudoir photography done again, and I’d feel a lot better if it was a wholesome squirrel, and not some skeezy dude with a cell phone cam, like the last guy. I also don’t see why she had to take pictures of his junk with her phone, but you know, I didn’t go to picture-taking-school like that Paul guy, or this squirrel here, so I shouldn’t question it, I guess.
