I rewrote Katy Perry’s hit song “I Kissed a Girl,” only made it good. Here’s a sample:
“I kissed a squirrel,
and I liked it!
Sorta tastes like walnuts and chocolate.”
Quite the improvement, right? I have more lyrics, but I’m not ready to share them yet. When I record it, I’ll make sure to post it here right before I send it to all the radio stations. Do you think I should make my own music video for MTV, or wait for Spike Jonze to call? You’re right, I’ll probably just go ahead and make one, it’ll probably be better that way anyway.
Doesn’t Katy Perry look better as a squirrel? I mean, she still has the legs, and the bust, but now she has a face that you’d actually want to kiss, right? Mmmm, I can imagine the little hairs on Squirrel Katy Perry’s face rubbing up against mine, all sensual-like, as she nibbles on my lips. Man, I’m glad my girlfriend doesn’t know about this website. Also, I wish the Island of Dr. Moreau was real.
